Does anyone suspect Tom Cruise is about to become president?

I believe I'm correct that this is going out to 2008 before the American presidential election between, if I understand these old Fox news files correctly, a Muslim and a rambunctious and energetic senior citizen. Is anyone aware yet that a majority of voters have decided by themselves to write in Tom Cruise's name, making him president and ushering in the Age of Scientology?

Fortunately I've not heard anyone say a word on this so we should be fine. I hate to think what will happen if some gloznit changes the time stream and one of the candidates wins!